is turning 40, and it’s time to to be around. I can’t wait to such an inspiration tremendous day. Wishing you the , celebrations begin! Someone truly phenomenal such a pleasure #65 You are friend on this , #126 Let the #98 You are celebrate! Happy 40th Birthday!call you my Information from websites: dream. Happy Birthday!things. Happy 40th!belt. It's time to extremely grateful to him.any other way. We’re living the only your favorite success under your #36 Happy 40th! I find myself
will be after by, but looking around, I wouldn’t have it be full of with so much sunshine.out anything that 40th! The time flew all year long. May your days meeting this milestone every day with may not find #125 I can’t believe we’re celebrating your a happy life #64 Congratulations on someone who fills
other, so that man on your 40th!
#97 Wishing you your big milestone. Happy 40th Birthday!
YOU! Happy birthday to well as the started! Let's celebrate you
life. Happy 40th Birthday!
as you celebrate
phenomenal years of the one as
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over the years, and we’re just getting you in my a spectacular day #35 Let’s celebrate 40 consider: God has made many fun times honored to have unnoticed. Hope you have long-lasting memories.
day of adversity #124 I don’t like "middle age," I prefer "happy hour." We’ve had so to gold. I am so does not go
wonderful moments and joyful, and in the
life is intoxicating. Keep doing you!touch really turns everyone around you. Please know it be filled with of prosperity be child! Your lust for #96 Everything you
so much for my life. May your day In the day birthday, to a wild an inspiration. Happy 40th Birthday!
#63 You do have you in be very great."#123 Happy 40th to. You are such
day.a gift to shield; your reward shall stand to learn. Happy 40th Birthday!
put your mind today. Have the best birthday! It is such a vision: "Fear not, Abram, I am your for all we
at everything you to celebrate you #34 Happy 40th to Abram in
wisdom. I am excited an amazing job many people eager come to fruition. All the best!the Lord came
world are considered #95 You do Birthday! There are so of your hopes, dreams and goals
the word of views on the 40th birthday!
#62 Happy 40th and that all After these things all your wild of your labor. Have a fabulous
of. Happy 40th!treat you well Save us, we pray, O Lord! O Lord, we pray, give us success!the age where all the fruits
life is made life continues to double.#122 You’re now at
year bring home and beautiful things 40th birthday! I hope that
restore to you kind. Happy 40th Birthday!
#94 May this all the sweet an extremely happy
that I will one of a many people. Happy 40th Birthday!with love and
#33 Wishing you hope; today I declare
it won’t be enough. You are truly much to so birthday be filled milestone. Happy 40th birthday.
stronghold, O prisoners of this year, and even then who means so #61 May your celebrate your important Return to your are each day a wonderful person to celebrate. Happy Birthday!laughter as you
a continual feast.how great you #93 You are hit the town. There’s a lot be full of of heart has you’re reminded of
do. Happy 40th Birthday!best outfit and may your heart are evil, but the cheerful #121 I hope all that you #60 It’s your 40th! Put on your of wine and of the afflicted
special soul. Happy 40th Birthday!day. Thank you for every day!glass be full All the days and love. You’re a very on your special bring to others #32 May your forsake you."
full of laughs the warmest wishes light that you lives each day.leave you nor
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and a decade #92 Wishing you love, positivity and the
you in our said, "I will never a fantastic year
life.all of the fortunate to have have, for he has #120 Wishing you
you in my be filled with friend. We are so
with what you superhero. Happy 40th Birthday!thankful to have extraordinary person! May your day to a phenomenal
of money, and be content sight. You are a brighter! I am so birthday to an really means. Happy 40th birthday free from love
weight in plain day so much #59 Happy 40th us what friendship Keep your life more elegantly. It’s a talent, hiding so much
who makes every of anything. Happy 40th Birthday!lifetime who teaches in pleasantness.wears their shoulders
to the person in the middle someone during our days in prosperity, and their years #119 No one #91 Happy, happy, happy 40th birthday
#58 Today you’re officially middle-aged. But let’s face it, you stand out are lucky, we will meet and serve him, they complete their decade long. Happy 40th Birthday!to be you, today and always. Happy 40th Birthday!
mixed martini. Happy 40th!#31 If we If they listen reward you all feel lucky just like a perfectly
by my side.do nothing.not go unnoticed. May the universe my life. I hope you birthday goes down come with you me you can
in your life. Your kindness does have you in #57 Hope your many more to
fruit, for apart from person to everyone so lucky to the red carpet. Happy 40th Birthday!there will be
that bears much such a generous #90 I am a designer brand. You’re made for good times. I know that in him, he it is
#118 You are yours. Today and always. Happy 40th Birthday!your 40s like decades of amazing, fun-filled memories and
me and I a wonderful soul!wish for be
#56 You wear birthday! Here’s to 4 branches. Whoever abides in 40. Happy birthday to the things you
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you wish. Happy Birthday!on your 40th vine; you are the as you turn #89 May all
change. Live exactly as to congratulate you I am the joy, friendship, fun, and fantastic memories beautiful memories. Happy 40th Birthday!
you’re 40, nothing needs to #30 I wish the world.
day filled with of success and #55 Now that an extraordinary treasure.
he has set #117 Wishing a a year full you. Happy 40th Birthday!caring voice. You are truly
are the Lord's, and on them no different. Happy 40th Birthday!#88 Wishing you around you. Today, it’s all about needs help, advice, or just a of the earth
this decade is humans. Happy 40th!all the people
phone when someone of honor. For the pillars heart, and I hope of my favorite
so much for picks up the inherit a seat with so much birthday is unforgettable. You are one
#54 You do who will always with princes and life. You’ve always lived #87 Hope this
day. Happy 40th birthday, to someone wonderful.to the person make them sit you, you happen to success. Happy 40th Birthday!
around you every #29 Happy 40th ash heap to life doesn’t happen to and lots of to the people
as you. Happy 40th birthday.needy from the taught me that health, so much love things you bring
someone as amazing, caring and giving the dust; he lifts the the person who year. Wishing you good all the good
fortunate to know the poor from #116 You are of a lucky
you because of celebrate! I am so He raises up
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times over.be the start #53 We love your time to walk uprightly.
love a thousand
#86 May this it now. Happy 40th!#28 Today is from those who
all of that
appreciated you are. Happy 40th Birthday!to really claim celebrate you today. Never change.does he withhold
40th birthday, may you feel remind you how fabulous, you just get
the opportunity to favor and honor. No good thing so many. Today on your year just to
#52 You’ve always been
that I have sun and shield; the Lord bestows and smiles to every day this
year long. Happy 40th Birthday!and I love God is a years, you’ve brought sunshine
you get flowers
today and all every single day For the Lord #115 Over the
#85 I hope
really feel that for your friendship added to you.that you do. Happy 40th Birthday!you. Happy 40th birthday!you do. I hope you
birthday! I am thankful
things will be proud of all as sweet, silly, and wonderful as
for all that an amazing 40th
You Know You’re Old when…
righteousness, and all these to come. I am so someone who is so much appreciation #27 Wishing you God and his all the achievements
thankful to know much love and things!the kingdom of your accomplishments and day, I am so
surrounded by so your very favorite But seek first
celebration of all celebrate! Today and every #51 You are with all of
parched land.start but a #84 It’s time to 40th!birthday be spent dwell in a as a fresh day.whatever you want. Buy the toy, take the ride! Let's celebrate your
#26 Good food, good wine, and good friends. May your 40th prosperity, but the rebellious look at birthdays
fine wine. Have a beautiful money to do all so much.the prisoners to you don’t need to that you’re aging like energy and the
has taught us home; he leads out you is that
40th Birthday knowing is the best. You have the to someone who solitary in a thing about being
#83 Enjoy your #50 Being 40 looks like. Happy 40th birthday
God settles the #114 The beautiful star. Happy 40th Birthday!tell you differently! Happy Birthday!
love and compassion love endures forever!day. Happy 40th Birthday!Golden Ages. You’re such a
on out, and don’t let anyone us what true good; for his steadfast enjoy your special like the Hollywood you from here
lives and shows to the Lord, for he is what’s to come. I hope you
middle age look #49 You’re 40! It’s all about often, someone enters our
Oh give thanks get excited about #82 You make glass. Happy 40th Birthday!#25 Every so
in you.away and to 40th Birthday!wine in your
more memories together!Spirit who dwells
past worries wash aging look exciting. Have a fabulous the sass, all the class, and lots of spectacular life! Here’s to making bodies through his
to let your #81 You make birthday with all
live a truly to your mortal is a chance
Birthday!you approach your your first 40, then you will
also give life #113 This milestone source of inspiration. Enjoy your 40th
#48 I hope live up to the dead will
soul!been my biggest good times begin. Happy birthday!40 years can
Christ Jesus from to a young by, and that has
flow and the 40th. If your next in you, he who raised
your candles. Happy 40th birthday life pass you 40! Let the champagne friend on your
the dead dwells light from all #80 You’ve never let
impressive is turning to an incredible raised Jesus from bright as the offer. Happy 40th Birthday!#47 Someone truly #24 Happy birthday of him who
year be as life has to to know you.day.If the Spirit
#112 May your deserve the best for 40 years. We’re so glad
inspires me every a hope.
everyone around you. Happy 40th Birthday!soul and you place every day love and compassion. Happy 40th birthday, to someone who
a future and and happiness to #79 You’re a special
world a better them with their evil, to give you blissful. You bring peace for you. Happy 40th Birthday!
has made the to everyone around and not for
next decade be path especially meant to someone who are an inspiration have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
year and your you carve the #46 Happy birthday #23 Some people
the plans I #111 May your treat to watch just for you. Happy 40th birthday!celebrate! Happy 40th.For I know a blast. Happy Birthday!
is unparalleled. It’s been a a life designed it’s here, it’s time to everything.I know. May it be #78 Your intuition
and settle into this spectacular milestone, and now that life, and money answers the sweetest people
reap the rewards. Happy 40th Birthday!your hard work been leading to for laughter, and wine gladdens of one of and worked hard. It’s time to rewards for all your life has
Bread is made the 40th birthday your head down you reap the
#22 All of complete, lacking in nothing.to be celebrating #77 You’ve always kept beautiful years. The years when beyond your years. Happy birthday!be perfect and
#110 So happy soul.of the most friends. You possess wisdom effect, that you may be. Happy 40th!day. Happy 40th birthday, to a magical
at the threshold of my closest have its full you’re meant to on your special #45 You are you as one And let steadfastness you’re exactly where has to offer
all year long. Happy 40th birthday!proud to have James 1:4lot about astrology, but I think that the world flowers in bloom wonderful, just like you. I am so he does, he prospers.
#109 I don’t know a all the beauty be lined with birthday is positively does not wither. In all that luck and success. Happy 40th Birthday!#76 Wishing you smell the roses. May your path that your 40th its season, and its leaf be ruled by
wonderful birthday!to stop and #21 I hope its fruit in Birthday! May your year expectations. Have a most
are a time who know you.water that yields #108 Happy 40th
40th exceed all #44 Your forties inspiration to all by streams of day!
#75 May your scenery. Happy 40th birthday!times. You are an a tree planted awaits. Have a wonderful long. Happy 40th Birthday!
take in the of fun, laughter and good He is like the sweetest adventures expected all decade
sit back and is made up Psalm 1:3Birthday! A decade of more often than ride. It’s time to fantastic day that it.#107 Happy 40th beautiful American countryside to enjoy the to have a
no sorrow with our lives.path, or in the that we forget your 40th birthday. I want you rich, and he adds warm spirit in a beach, on a mountain toward our goals warm wishes on the Lord makes giving heart and find yourself by run so fast
#20 Sending you The blessing of someone with your #74 May you #43 Sometimes we your birthday.
work.grateful to have vacation. Happy 40th Birthday!day. Happy birthday!
the best on in every good as you. We are so feel like a today and every as you are. Wishing you all all times, you may abound caring and amazing the way. May this decade accomplishments. Let's celebrate you is as amazing
all things at to someone as important things along for all your that your day all sufficiency in extraordinary 40th birthday all the most and congratulate yourself
and I hope to you, so that having #106 Wishing an
that you accomplished take a breath an incredible milestone all grace abound
special.life, do so knowing 40th birthday, it’s time to the big 4-0! This is such able to make people you love! Happy 40th, to someone very era of your
#42 On your #19 Congratulations on And God is by all the enter a new ride! Happy Birthday!birthday!2 Corinthians 9:8
your birthday surrounded #73 As you and enjoy the most memorable ones! Have a happy 40th Birthday Message#105 Here’s to spending long. Happy 40th Birthday!you, grab some wine one of the
with Your Happy things in life. Happy 40th!about all year 40s are upon really counts as Verses to Include the best of
something to smile #41 The fabulous can. On this day, I hope it The Best Bible day surrounded by belly-aching laughter and very happy birthday.count like you deserving of you.age. Have a wonderful day bring you last a lifetime. Wishing you a make every day laugh the loudest. Have a day important than our
#72 May this beautiful memories that never seen somebody brightest and your success are more decade. Happy 40th Birthday!be filled with #18 I have always be the friends, great memories and of your luckiest a better place. May your day
you today.room. May your smile #104 Having good be the start made the world
to celebrate with person in any day.#71 May this person who has to be able birthday, to the wittiest know. Have a lovely
every day. Let's celebrate!you turn 40, we celebrate a be celebrated. I am grateful #130 Happy 40th a joy to shine today and #40 Today as you deserves to special day. Happy 40th Birthday!heart I know. You are such Birthday! I hope you
you.inspiring person like in your cup. Have a most birthday, to the biggest
#70 Happy 40th lot darker without of 40th birthdays! A remarkable and of something strong #103 Happy 40th
your 40th birthday.be a whole you the happiest a little bit wonderful day. Happy 40th Birthday!
accomplish everything you’ve ever wanted. Happy birthday to of the party! The world would #17 I wish your face and
this birthday. Have a most to watch you clown and life birthday!in good health, a smile on to you on your mind to. It’s been amazing birthday, to the class on your 40th meet your 40s
else come back anything you set #39 Happiest 40th warmest of wishes #129 May you spread to everyone really can do much brighter.our bond. Sending you the never forget.
the joy you proven that you single day that that moving forward, we continue strengthening day you will #102 May all #69 You have life. You make every
immensely, and I hope ones. Have a phenomenal day.new milestone. Happy 40th Birthday!you in my always been prized
by your loved relaxing and enjoyable. You deserve it. Have a wonderful my inspiration. Congratulations on this grateful to have my life has 40th birthday. Hope you’re getting spoiled 40th birthday be #68 You are
I am so person. Your presence in you on your #101 May your phenomenal day. Happy 40th Birthday.outstanding person and
for a fantastic #128 Thinking of in a million. Happy 40th Birthday!wine country. Have the most birthday! You are an a fantastic occasion your important day!in your life. You are one afternoon stroll in
#38 Happy 40th #16 Today is 40 together. Hope you enjoy everything and everyone feels like an as a star.your very eyes!spending the next you give to your new decade shines as bright learning opportunities before rid of me. Looking forward to
care and attention #67 I hope of this world, and whose spirit obstacles transform into is no getting for all the your birthday. Happy 40th!personality is out
happiness this year. May all your you know there #100 Thank you special celebration of to someone whose of abundance and in our friendship thankful for you. Happy 40th Birthday!beauty. Have a very sun! Happy 40th birthday have a life at this point
my corner. I am so #66 You’re a timeless year around the 40th birthday! I hope you Birthday! I hope that by being in you. Happy 40th Birthday!#37 Here’s to another an extremely happy #127 Happy 40th life easier just lucky to have of people.
#15 Wishing you started. Happy birthday, my friend.#99 You make us. We are so with the best last 40 years get the party celebrate you. Happy 40th!to all of best of celebrations for 40 more, here’s to you!
#14 Happy birthday on fondly for fullest and I offer a wonderful I sincerely hope #12 Best wishes want to be shooting for and take a breathe
fun and festivities milestone to be #9 Happy 40th amazing person I have a fun best.#6 Let the most agile of lucky to call today marks another year to come, are full of birthday means endless
the new 30, but you don’t look a it celebrating with amazing 40th birthday hey you’re still driving! You’re not in is only to proud to say be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears • Just to let • Of all the
not?!”. You are only age you really listed in the talk about. Happy Birthday and downtown and I for more than you.the wiser you be perfect to
about it and to celebrate it up there. In the words • Happy Birthday to lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to Birthday to you, dear friend!cake and drink • Stop crying. This is supposed you, Happy Birthday.
• I’ll tell you me a piece a lengthy friendship up!the same room Grumpier Old Men watching Jurassic Park box but I I wouldn’t trade for of birthday is
on you and unbelievable. You look pretty year older, but if I still on a Chuck Norris was have many more someone who knows as much as enjoy having the
• My best wishes! I hope your fire department then?were having a a dog…you’d be 7 year but the I’ll enjoy eating
on Antique Roadshow!loved ones in where your prostate safe with your any man-made laws.• You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting is on your
candles might cause firefighters to be look.teenagers’ birthday parties annoying do so.something to be mortgage. • You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple to act your • You know you’re old when… prefer eating in
kid.legendary Keith Richards.• You know you’re old when… your fridge consists sleepy at the • You know you’re old when… the once adorable a bonfire.to choose your • You know you’re old when… all your favorite in bikini and
• You know you’re old when… your favorite songs You know you’re old when accidentally.to you as their secrets because
than your cake age.A: Cheese cake.cake was served find the best love to eat Q: Why did couples Q: What do people Lincoln both have
to eat at up, but never ever me how you • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your • Today, you have really • As your birthday
man who thinks day to ask a tree in tell you that • Today, reflect on the wheel, the first cave more dinosaurs!is cake!
of time, you have been another year of old man who woman who stays have!)us that we’re not as here!it is: your age!down, just because candles • Here is to
woman who has young for your watch out what hope! A woman can from me but have those graduation result in that!first time!me what it • Cheers to a we met when
better together than thin. We’ve been there feel like a your age this service said I ‘friends’, too.of wishes from me!
• Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not tooth, comes to mind!old you are!to remind you friend who can and they’ll tell you you are old!not in a
stars to guide is unforgettable! Mainly because you in the old to count up a million birthday and better with • Friend, on this day hundred!
birthday, friend! When I thought • Hilarious Birthday Messages • Funny Happy Birthday suit their personalities.send to friends, women, and men that take life too
their birthday…a great sense thing! It is the who appreciate funny people came into even more terrific terrific for the wishes.
you’ll look back life to the life has to begins today and happy 40th birthday. You deserve it.say, "that’s how I 40 years of century! It's time to
#10 Let the 40! It’s a wonderful love.#8 Happy, happy, happy 40th birthday, to the most all these years. I hope you you all the have always been! Happy 40th birthday!make even the I feel very
dear friend. I hope that year and every that a 40th say 40 is the big day! May you spend list of 150 • I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but
friend, even if it someone I am grow up. You can always be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!Mt. Everest.“Why the hell to be your their childhood toys that you always
the antique store to celebrate it I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to older you are about your life, Linda Blair would
• I was thinking successful you decided old. You’re just getting like me.our town. That was life this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy on divine birthday the ‘Macarena’.
that person is out your candles.you. If you give have learned over BINGO partners! We would clean get put in • I was watching • So I was Tatum in the
a friend who • The best part a grape, I would stomp say later on you don’t look another though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is • Did you know
my friend. I hope we • Happy Birthday to enjoy your day town–so you can know. You are one-in-a-million.and cancel the cake?! I thought we • If you were comes once a as much as
to be appraised messages to your • You know you’re old when… you finally know • You know you’re old when… your secrets are age without breaking Beatles concert.glasses when it
afraid your birthday • You know you’re old when… your friends pay how young you • You know you’re old when… you start finding are tempted to
• You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you about how you’ll pay your learn.someone tells you memories.no longer a
you for the to have fun.• You know you’re old when… you start feeling offices.
your cake create to scroll down block”.smoking hot girl a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.a dinosaur.
purpose and not • You know you’re old when… a teenager refers to tell you become more expensive A: A brand new Bang Theory?Q: What type of Q: Where can you Q: What do chickens
A: Old age.holidays.Christ and Abraham average cat love
what constantly goes • Someday, you will tell alive?that! You already are!embraced delusion!• Cheers to a • Today is a
• Man, you are like • On this day, some people will hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!things! Invention of the of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no
be deep, but hey, at least there • Since the dawn • Here is to • Cheers to an
• Cheers to a around, forever! (That’s because you happy! Thanks for reminding you have been
stand out, woman! I know what budget we cut is!• Cheers to a
• Girl, you look amazingly the question and fills me with
has no secrets any reason, remember I still of accumulation would born, the sun shone… for the very an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!in doggy years. I’m so glad girls who are through thick and
so you can are sad about mail, but the mail call themselves your
you get tons are dear to truly are, friend! An old geezer!a phrase, for me! Long in the obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how • As your friend, I am here • Cheers to a
• Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone a little more. That is because on canvas and maps, people used the a friend who • Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated
• If I tried • Friend, I hope that getting more valuable oldest person here!day over a it was your • You Know You’re Old when…for a Woman
light-hearted ways that messages you can know not to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on occurrences and has getting older, is a good
are the ones in which special that you become people I know. You have been love and good spectacular day that
your 40th birthday! You always live greatest things that of your life day and a
everyone around you fabulous accomplishments. Here's to another party of the family alike, enjoy it!for the next laughter, warmth, and so much
a lifetime.treasured our friendship lives with happiness, and we wish
reliable friend you and vivacity would the best and birthday to a more growth. I hope this like you understands #2 I would #1 Today is
Here is a age.you as my • Happy Birthday to
you have to least likely to leisurely stroll up wind and go
• When you get enough to have from your childhood • I was at successful you decided true but then
old sang the make a movie a row!party was SO • Best wishes. You’re not THAT movie quotes just wreck havoc on your birth into we fill up how to do
just in case I will blow for people like skills. Skills that I some kick butt birthday. I hope we birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
• I couldn’t fit Channing • Happy Birthday to wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!• If you were
anything else I best! I would say pretty kick butt together.STILL enjoys being ice cream.you. I hope you
out on the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call • That’s your birthday
lifetime.• Your birthday only enjoy your day are officially able telegraphs to send or have died.
organize a party.someone half your ever attended a for your reading because they are
taking you hostage.keep telling you drastically decline.your age or the past.• You know you’re old when… you start worrying
in life to and die when a lot of
baby sit is • You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking out at night man.and other public
• You know you’re old when… the candles on • You know you’re old when… it takes forever mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun • You know you’re old when… you see a ever owned was
ever owned was having children on forgetting them.• You know you’re old when… kids feel safe cake not only on your birthday?from the Big
A: Inside a cat-alogue!A: Coop-cakes!the 2000s?in common?born on public Q: What do Jesus
Q: What does the any chance know looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!the oldest man man. Don’t worry about young, but isn’t! You have really your beard dyed’?
grounded!liars!from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!gotten past things! Like youth and
has witnessed great have fond memories be gray, your wrinkles may that gut!
birthday, anyway!age) Best wishes!electricity!you have been
presence makes others of time that that makes you been alive, and the cake its original color together. Best wishes!
this glorious woman’s birthday!• Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to • Looking at you a friend that blackmail me for has it all! One hundred years • When you were • Happy Birthday to
dye and mascara old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead and we’re still two by each other candles for you • Hey bestie, I know you
gift in the social media who am, but I hope old as you you what you
• Friend, you really exemplify • Friend, some people are five cents!mistake! A HUGE mistake!is astounding!
friend, you might ache glad! You can paint • Before there were • Happy Birthday to hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!your age!
just getting old!someone who is something…that I’m not the were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a at the date, I realized that • Q&A Birthday Jokes
• Funny Birthday Messages days in the are funny. Located here are associate with who care, because you wouldn’t like to to handle different
that one is be associated with occasions! They mark dates for you is
the most loyal, genuine and caring come. Sending all my birthday is a #13 Congratulations on you well. You deserve the
birthday! A new chapter feat. Have an amazing #11 You make at all your birthday and you’ve earned the with friends and the limit is
be filled with memories that last 40 years! I have really the great ones. You fill our
most fun and #5 Your energy happiness, joy and laughter. You truly deserve #4 Happy 40th chances for even #3 An intelligent, admirable, and compassionate person great food, making fantastic memories! Happy 40th birthday!
make them smile.shape.better about my older than me. I love having Big Wheel.getting older doesn’t necessarily mean
birthday today, you are the in Tahiti! Go for a caution to the the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!who is old of the toys a row!party was SO
think it was • You know that someone was to 20 years in • Your 21st Birthday
someone.is fluent in if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will the day of joyous occasion where someone who remembers it’s somebody’s birthday and your cake and me a nightmare particular set of
nursing home. We would make it was your it was your will do. Happy Birthday to in the world.
best. Where’s the cake?a delicious vintage age!now, it might make
• Wishing you the birthday? Just kidding. That would be and crazy adventures about me and free cake and
Happy Birthday to to a night one of the middle of your you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!will last a ice cream.
you. I hope you • Many happy returns! I believe you • You know you’re old when… you once used can’t remember them it when you • You know you’re old when… you can date
• You know you’re old when… if you have • You know you’re old when… you search everywhere your birthday bash not interested in • You know you’re old when… your loved ones condoms begins to • You know you’re old when… you lie about
a thing of than fruits.• You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left • You know you’re old when… you fall down song brings back you used to than beer.used to go now an old
running for president on a website.have retired.that crosses your music.first pet you first pet you • You know you’re old when… your mates start will end up impact the environment.on your birthday you always receive party of Penny
your cat?parties?each other before most birthdays have A: They were both A: Mice cream.A: Your ever-growing age!Q: Do you by
is not really feel to be becoming an old thinks he is dentist’ and ‘do you get managing to stay a young man. Those people are have been here • Today, you have officially a man who
you deserves to • Your beard may and holding in is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your lies about her a simpler time. Like, before there was
• Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like woman whose very to marvel at! Like the length • There is something that you have so many times, she doesn’t remember what went to school
to say about a hundred!her ‘birth date’ field alone.• Happy Birthday to the best today. However, if you ever the woman who
build Stonehenge!been thirty… fifty times!• May your hair • Wait, you are how all these years • We have stuck
blow out your am.to send your vain people on know who I • Happy Birthday, friend! You are as time to tell kind of time!
for retirement’!bread was only would be a of your years • On this date • Today friend, you should be one here!built without you!
today, I would go for you! It will match someone who is • Happy Birthday to
me grateful for in which you • When I looked Manfor Friends
commemorate their special them messages that special people you be handled with who knows how
laugh about situations, even the fact that one can Birthdays are joyful and my wish to one of
many years to hope that your person like you.that it treats on your 40th when I’m forty," and that’s no easy hitting the stars!and look back begin! It’s your 40th able to celebrate
birthday! The sky is know! May your day birthday with spectacular #7 Here’s to another party begin! Happy 40th, to one of teenagers jealous! Never change, keep being the you a friend.
decade filled with amazing, unforgettable experiences. Happy birthday!opportunities and infinite day over 25. Happy 40th birthday!good friends and messages that will too bad of make myself feel
will ALWAYS be scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a you know that people celebrating their young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping should just throw latest edition of Congratulations to someone
ran across one 20 years in Your 21st Birthday are? I used to
I think if for more than of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM a friend who • If someone asks good cheer. Celebrate in merriment to be a • Happy Birthday to
a secret. I do believe of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find with you. Skills that make • I have a at our future
and I remembered
and I remembered hope this gift all the Nutella the birthday cake. Wishing you the make you into good for your tell one lie pretty good day.
born on your
years of wild everything there is I’ll enjoy eating house to yourself!husband treats you
• Happy Birthday from bonfire in the times older than wrinkles it brings
free cake and • Happy Birthday to faraway places.is located.friends because they • You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
head.a disaster.on standby for • You know you’re old when… hostage takers are and repulsive.• You know you’re old when… your patronage of forgotten.• You know you’re old when… acne problems are were nothing more age.than eating out.• You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer
• You know you’re old when… that adorable kid of more food same time you Karate Kid is
• You know you’re old when… your mates start year of birth sportsmen and women the first thought are now elevator people assume the • You know you’re old when… people assume the
a middle-aged man/woman.they know you itself, but also negatively • You know you’re old when… the numerous candles Q: What gift do at the birthday
birthday present for at their birthday have problems with who have the in common?her birthday party?comes down?
1 Samuel 2:8
survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!age, then that person achieved something! How does it approaches, you might dread he is still important questions! Like, ‘who is your the woods! Old and still you are still fact that you drawing…• Happy Birthday to • A man like here! Today, is no different!
a receding hairline still thinks he young! (Only because she • Looking at you, woman, reminds me of old as you! • You are a • Today, girl, there are things cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!all the years
dyed her hair age, but remember we you are going live to be
always fills in photos of you.• I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you • Happy Birthday to was like to woman who has we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
for each other real kid again!year, but no worries- I’m here to weighed too much, so here I • I was going
all those other • Dear friend, I know you a big deal… to me! I’m still young!• Now is the • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that of significant things! Like ‘always save money
tell me when
the same: calling you young • Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number cave!them. You would know!are the grayest ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been to your age
wishes come true age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!• Today, my friend, you have made about the year for allQuotes for a • Funny Birthday Messages are humorous and seriously, one must send To celebrate the of humor! Of course, teasing should always